Editing The Pen Addict 330/transcript (section)

== Podcast Episode Announcement ==


'''Brad Dowdy:''' All right, Myke. We have recorded now. This will be the 330th episode of the podcast.

'''Myke Hurley:''' I didn't want to talk about this.

'''Brad Dowdy:''' We may or may not have recorded episode 331 of this podcast.

'''Myke Hurley:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Brad Dowdy:''' But knowing all that, I think the show is now going to come to an end because this is going to be the greatest piece of content we have ever shared on this show. And we will never do better.

'''Brad Dowdy:''' The Sylvester Stallone chaos pen trailer. This isn't new. It's not new, but it's making the rounds on the internet and the world is finding out how insane this is. And there is an entire article written just about the pen movie. Dissecting it.

'''Myke Hurley:''' It is wild. You've probably... I'm expecting, if you haven't seen it before, you've definitely seen it this week. It was everywhere, right? Yeah. I don't really know how it got everywhere, but it did. I just want to say Sylvester Stallone is a problematic individual, I think. Right? Yeah. So I just want to, like, just preface that before this conversation.

'''Brad Dowdy:''' So I love this author. Who wrote this? I don't even see a name. Stuart Heritage. All right. So he's breaking down this thing scene by scene. And I'm not going to go through it all, but here's the beginning. The trailer begins proper. We meet a skeleton decaying by the banks of the river. Who does the skeleton belong to? The guy who commissioned the pen? We may never know because it starts to shimmer and glow before us. I mean, this article is as good as the pen itself. It's just amazing. So thank you, Stuart, for resurrecting the awesomeness that is the Sylvester Stallone chaos pen. The video is so dumb. It's just, like, so bad. I will never, ever not talk about this every time it becomes public. Because this pen will never die. Right? I mean, it's not going anywhere. And every few years it comes up somewhere again. And people slam on it from all corners of the earth. And I love every minute of it. It's fantastic. So, well done, Guardian. Thanks for breaking down that video in an epic manner. So, show's over. He wins.