Editing The Pen Addict 324/transcript (section)

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'''Myke Hurley:''' Today's show. I'm going to go take a nap. Oh, good. Because today's show is brought to you by our friends over at Casper. Don't take a nap for too long. Maybe take a nap for, like, 30 seconds. Because then I've got to ask you a question. But if you want to take a quick power nap, then you can go and do that. Okay. Casper are the company focused on sleep, dedicated to making you exceptionally comfortable one night at a time. You spend a third of your life sleeping. If you spent a third of your life doing just about anything, don't you want it to be the very best it can be? That's why you want Casper. Their mattresses have been designed to fit perfectly for humans. They have engineering that will soothe and support your natural geometry, giving you all the right support in all of the right places. So what goes into making a Casper mattress so gosh darn comfortable? Well, they combine multiple supportive memory firms to give you that quality mattress feel with just the right sink and bounce. Their mattresses are designed and developed in the U.S. They have a breathable design as well, which will help to regulate your body temperature throughout the night. So you're not going to get too hot. You're not going to get too cold. You're going to be Goldilocks perfect over there with Casper. Move over 20,000 reviews, an average rating of 4.8 styles online. Casper is very quickly becoming the Internet's favorite mattress. And you can be sure of your purchase because they offer a 100-night risk-free sleep-on-it trial. Casper will deliver directly to your door. And if you, for any reason, you don't love it, they have a hassle-free return policy as well. Brad, again, did you take advantage of the return policy on this one?

'''Brad Dowdy:''' Heck no. As a matter of fact, I think my wife is going to leave me for a mattress, Myke. I mean, we have a real situation in the house right now. Is this something I can help you with? Well, you've been my roommate in the past, and I am prone to snoring quite a bit. And my wife last week got so fed up with it, she went and slept in the guest bedroom where the Casper mattress lives. And she's thinking of leaving me for the mattress, Myke. She said it was such a good night's sleep away from your snoring. And this mattress is really nice, better than our regular ones.

'''Myke Hurley:''' So, Brad, maybe I can help you out here, actually, because I can get you $50 off select mattresses. You just go to Casper.com slash PenAddict and use the code PenAddict to check out. That's $50 towards select mattress purchases by going to Casper.com slash PenAddict and the code PenAddict to check out. Terms and conditions apply. So there you go, Brad. Go get yourself a bigger mattress. All right, we'll do that. So Meribeth will come back to the review. We thank Casper for the support of this show and RelayFM.

'''Brad Dowdy:''' Speaking of comebacks, Myke, about every time this year when school's back in session, cursive lives once again. So this is a...

'''Myke Hurley:''' It's died, remember? It lived and then it died. Right.

'''Brad Dowdy:''' And now it's back to life again. It's a resurrection, Myke.